What Not To Bring When You Move Into A New Place

In 2008, I moved into a tower apartment with three other people close to San Francisco State University. During the move in, no one knew the exact living arrangements. I originally was hoping to live in the master bedroom with my friend from the dorms.  Instead, I was paired up with a person I did not know too well and forced to live in the smaller room. One roommate, Ben, made the argument that whoever brought the most communal things should live in the master bedroom, and if the current living arrangements did not work out then we all could swap rooms during winter. We all agreed to the idea and I settled living in the small room.

Ben got to live in the master bedroom because he brought half of the living room furniture, but he also brought the most junk. He was the kind of guy who brought things no one would never need: five samurai swords for display, a closet full of BB guns, and glassware for mixing drinks. Half the stuff Ben brought from home was impractical and a waste of space. Towards the end of our lease we ended up throwing away most of his furniture (It was destroyed through his obsessive partying), and he sold his BB gun collection to make rent. The lesson I learned from Ben is do not bring junk for “decoration” because it serves no purpose. To anyone who plans to live with other people please be considerate and prioritize bringing only bare essentials and things other people can use like dishes, pots, pans, toaster, etc…but do not use random junk or personal belongings as a justification to live in the master bedroom.

Ask For Permission Part II Featuring Roommate Joe

Currently, I live in a townhouse two blocks away from my old apartment with six other people. One of my roommates and close friends is Joe. Joe is not his real name; it is an alias I am using to protect his identity. Before moving in, Joe was infamous for using and donating other roommates’ property. In one instance, Joe thought Costco pot stickers would taste better if he added tea flavor to the wonton wrap. The mistake Joe made was that he used expensive tea leaves imported from Taiwan to make his pot stickers, and worst of all the tea belonged to his roommate Eddie. Eddie came home he screamed at the sight of Joe using his expensive tea to make Costco pot stickers. The whole dilemma kept getting worse and worse. Joe's pot stickers tasted awful, he wasted high quality tea, and he could have used a cheaper brand of tea to cook. As of today, everyone recalls Joe’s idiocy as an example of being an awful roommate.

In a similar instance, Joe found a bunch of random things lying around in the living room. He assumed people did not want to keep these possessions anymore, so he donated them without asking. I was not living with Joe at the time, but his roommates were outraged. One person lost a digital camera that still contained personal pictures that had not been loaded onto a computer, and everyone else lost some of their clothes. Joe is infamous for weird behavior. He is a nice guy we all love, and we do make fun of his short comings. Be on the lookout if you see him again on the blog.

Ask For Permission

One of the worst things a roommate can do is sell, steal, donate, and destroy your property without permission. When I was living in a tower apartment one of my roommates stole my white board and tore off the wooden borders. I was furious because he went into my bedroom, took the board, erased all my class notes, and price listings to sell his alcohol. He could have at least called or sent a text before using my board, but he was inconsiderate of others and cared only about making money. In addition, this same roommate stole my fabric softener and waffle iron. He claimed both items were his but I knew the fabric softener was mine because I cut each sheet in half, a habit my mom taught me. I also knew the waffle iron was mine because my parents did not want it and forced me to take it. In the end, my solution to my roommate’s stealing habit was simply stealing back what was mine. When my roommate was not home I dug through his laundry and took back my fabric softeners. I also hid my waffle iron behind my dresser. Eventually, my bad roommate moved out and I found his waffle iron hidden in the back of the kitchen pantry. When he moved out, I claimed his waffle iron and a large pot he left behind. I guess “what goes around comes around.” My roommate stole and damaged my stuff, and a few years later I kept all the things he left behind. Life works that way sometimes.

Misadventures of a Semi-Professional Comedian (Voice writing)

Last time I went to San Jose I went to a club that was hosting an open mic. Thankfully they allowed only ten people to do stand up, so the event was not going to go over two hours. However, I was schedule to go up last. The problem with going last is you have a small crowd or no crowd to entertain. The first few guys delivered decent material, and people laughed at their jokes. Unfortunately, by the sixth person half the crowd left. The next person that went up afterwards absolutely failed at his deliveries which turned the crowd cold. Eventually, I got to perform there were only fourteen people that stood around to watch me, although four people were my friends that came along for support. The crowd laughed at most of my jokes and gave applause when I finished my bit. It was a decent night despite being last and dealing with a cold crowd. The San Jose crowd is different from San Francisco. I think my jokes are harder for San Jose folks to relate to. Perhaps I should visit San Jose and Santa Clara more often to work on new material. Maybe that will boost my stand-up.

Dumb Thing People Do (Voice assignment)

One of the annoying things that people do is make their voice-mail sound like they are talking to the caller. It is mostly teenagers and young adults that leave these voice-mails, but they are extremely irritating. What happened to traditional voice-mail greetings like, “Hello, I am unable to come to phone right now. Please leave your name and message, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank You.” Instead I hear messages like this, “Hello? I can’t hear you hello? Just kidding I am not here right now. Later.” I once called my friend and the message he left me was, “Hello. Hey what’s up? I’m cool. Leave me a message.” When I heard “hello” I started talking, and when I heard recording beep I realized I was talking to voice-mail. Bottom line is leaving these types of messages makes you look immature, and if you’re looking for a job employers are going to think your unprofessional and stupid. Everyone please use normal voice-mail recordings. By the way I am still looking for a job if anyone is interested.

Dumb Thing People Do Blog Review

http://dumbthingspeopledo.blogspot.com/

Dumb Things People Do is a blog that describes annoying things or actions people do on a normal basis. It is written as a “daily me” blog where the author writes about other people’s stupidity or problem with his local community. The author’s purpose for writing on the blog is to vent out his frustration. For example, he writes about boycotting Cinemark movie theatres are pointless because the major corporation is too large to be affected, and only local employees would suffer the consequences. The author for the blog writes mostly for himself, and if people are interested they will follow the blog. There are no additional special features on the blog, and the blog is generic. I do not see how it can be special compared to other blogs on blogger.com. Some improvements for the blog could be other authors contributing to the blog, and posting a few videos to change the atmosphere for the blog. Currently, I would not spend extra time reading this blog.

Misadventures of a Semi-Professional Comedian Blog Review

http://julesposner.blogspot.com/

Misadventures of a Semi-Professional Comedian could be defined like a “daily me” blog, although the author specifically talks about the difficulties of trying to become a professional comedian. The author, Jules Posner, writes very honestly and as a reader I am interested by how frustrating it is for comedians to talk in front of a cold crowd. Overall, the author explains the annoyances local comedians have to deal with: tough crowd, hosting duties, number of people doing open mic, and moving to different venues. I like that the blog is very realistic and entertaining. For example, when doing an open mic most people leave towards the end of the program, and when Jules went to San Jose for a show the venue did not notify anyone they no longer host open mic nights. In addition, the blog has one video on booked showcases, which is a step above open mic that showcases Jules and other comedians’ performances. The writing style of Posner’s blog is written as a “daily me” blog, but since the content is very specific the blog never gets boring which keeps the reader’s attention.